Introduction

Today…. at first recess…. very inappropriate things happened… so inappropriate you won't BELIEVE that it happened in real life. At first Evan thought that there was no news to be reported but then something crazy happened… crazy. Read until the end to see what it is (it's at the end because the events are in chronological order not because I want you to read the entire story)

Photo of the day

First story of the day….. (Fighting… at recess!!)

Interestingly enough, at the beginning of the first recess, Evan, Simon, and I were walking around in the field and being extremely interesting and cool. Eventually we saw Cameron and ~4 different people from his class following him. This was very uneventful. Eventually we walked over to the picnic bench that was thoroughly covered in snow. This is when the thing happened…

Clare “Wolfire” and Anson “anson” Anson started fighting for like no reason because they thought it would be cool or something. They started punching each other extremely strangely which was very weird. This is reminiscent of the times that weird third graders would fight each other in the yard and fall over but even then the third graders are more convincing than them. For half of the time it kind of looked like they were dancing, but I guess that makes sense considering neither of them really wanted to hurt each other. BUT THEN IT ESCALATED….!!!!....!!!!...!!!!!!!!

“Threesome” fight part

Duncan “wagapagoo” Matthews joined in the fight and they had a threesome fight. This was also really weird and they started fighting and they walked into the ditch and continued fighting. This wasn’t that interesting and I kind of got distracted halfway through watching them fight and went over to Alex and Darren I think.

In conclusion

The fight wasn’t bad at all and there were no casualties so that was pretty good I guess. This wasn’t that interesting in the grand scheme of things so that's cool. I actually have nothing else to write about this.