First, we must ask what is "Bescumber the Africa"? Bescumber the Africa is a game created by Evan, Malcolm, and Simon on March 21st, 2022. To learn how to play it read below.
To play you first need the following:
- An Africa.
- At least 3 people. (maximum of 9 people) Everyone playing must have read this page.
- Simon Brietner.
- An area of around 3 or 4m².
- A screwdriver. (just in case)
After you have all of those, follow these steps to play:
- Stand in a circle. (If more than 3 people) Be far enough that at least you're shoulders aren't touching.
- Prepare the Africa. (see bottom of page for how it should look!!!)
- Give the Africa to someone. They have to name their favorite word that starts with the letter "B".
- The person who named their favorite word slaps the africa with their hands.
- The person then passes it on to the next person and shakes the next person's hand.
- Repeat steps 3 to 5, but each time the favorite word start letter has to be the next letter of the word "Bescumber". (After B it becomes E, then S, C, U, M, B, E, and lastly R) People can go more than once if there are less than 9 people.
- After the favorite word starting with the letter "R" is finished, everyone has to memorize all the words in order from B to R. If you can't memorize it you get permanently banned until further notice. If you do memorize all the words you become cool.
- Eveyone slaps the Africa again and the game finishes. Simon has to slap it first and if he doesn't everyone loses and gets permanently banned until further notice.
- Everyone who gets permanently banned until further notice has to pay 0.01 zogles or 2.07 $CAD. (not mandatory) (If you want to know what a zogle is click here)
This is what happens if you lose the game "Bescumber the Africa". (artist's rendition)
(This is the Vomit Box)
Ok, that's the end of what "Bescumber the Africa" is and how to play it. Be sure to read the page on the crytocurrency zogle or else you will get permanently banned until furhter notice. Also if you see this Lewdlegame.com is blocked at school which is really sad so you should be mad.
Credits:
Evan - Ideas and doing the HTML Malcolm - Ideas, doing the CSS, and fixing Simon - Ideas and suggestions Steve - Helped with colors in version 0.3
Also check out the GitHub page for additional info.
